alithographica:

botanyshitposts:

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me

ostolero:

oddbagel:

Do true soft boys exist?

slugs. next question

gamarai:

spaffy-jimble:

swarnpert:

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

yes it happened to me once

millennial-review:

buttrimming:

gays: are there any LGBT characters in this video game?

hetties: why does it fucking MATTER? stop trying to make it REALISTIC. this is a VIDEO GAME, not REAL LIFE. Fags don’t exist in fantasy worlds!! god I wish I could kill you

mlmgoblin:

sir that’s my emotional support goblin

medusabraids:

jk rowling’s at it again

yesterdaysprint:

The Gaffney Ledger, South Carolina, June 30, 1925

dailyfrogs:

today’s frog is that lil dude from spirited away

love this guy!

new term thats completely inclusive!!!!!

sapropel:

officialaphobe:

Everybody on Earth

Astronautphobia never sleeps

pondwitch:

im that hex maniac in x/y who stands assdeep in a swamp and asks you if you are fond of the general concept of toxins